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Summer is pretty much over but of course, I needed one last hoorah before it ended. It also didn't hurt that it was my birthday so off to Miami I went.

Yes, I did immediately pull out my phone to take a picture of some OPI in the Miami International Airport. Who would I be if I didn't?


I originally planned some super dope, super intricate nails for my birthday mani but I guess it wasn't meant to be because each and every attempt was a super fail. Then, I opted to just grab a bottle of nail polish and paint my nails when I got to my hotel room. I pack a bottle of nail polish every time I procrastinate and don't paint my nails before my flight leaves. And every single time I do that, I'm always way too preoccupied to paint my nails.

Since I never got around to painting my nails for my bday mani I guess now is about as good a time as any to paint my nails the color I packed in my suitcase.


I crammed as much as I possibly could into a four-day weekend/birthday celebration. Anyone that knows me in real life knows that an art museum is definitely on the to-go list.

For your enjoyment here I am being my perpetually awkward, weirdo self in Boomerang form at the Perez Art Museum Miami.

And here's the pin you get as your admission ticket. It almost matches Illamasqua Noble

Again, also to the folks that know me best, know that I am ALWAYS down for a trip to a sex museum. So imagine how excited I was when I found out World Erotic Art Museum was only a 10-minute walk from my hotel.

There are a ton more pictures I took here and none of them I deem appropriate for this site at this time. However, I did post a few of them on IG so feel free to drop by @GoHomeBriana.

Nightlife. Oh, the nightlife.
Juvenile was at Story and I promise you it was LIT AF! Especially when he performed "Back That Azz Up". My phone decided it didn't have enough storage for that so here's a glimpse at "Slow Motion".


Next up, was ORA and appearances from Ty Dolla$ and Future. Am I the only one that quotes Issa from season one of Insecure whenever Ty Dolla$ is mentioned? I ALWAYS ended up saying, "Oh my god, you talk to Ty Dolla$ about me?"


But the best part of my birthday vacation? I got to meet Dr. Miami!


I'm a huge Dr. Miami fan and I'm not even going to try to lie to y'all and say I didn't plan this entire vacation around that very moment. It. Was. Awesome. He's so nice and genuine. Him, Brittany, and Ashley really are the exact same people you see on his Snapchat. My cousin and I got t-shirts, offered a tour of the building, and I got to sit on the throne in his office.


Aside from what I've posted here I also went parasailing for the first time, had authentic Cuban food, a mojito bigger than my head, and more.
As I mentioned is other travel posts, I do hashtag all my vacations on Instagram. If you want to see more check out #MIAwithBRI and #BrianasTwentySex and follow my shenanigans @GoHomeBriana.

After all this, I think I'll be okay with the fact that summer '17 is over.

Did you have a summer '17 bucket list? Accomplish everything on it? Let's chat in the comments.
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